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The British Royal Family has been reinventing itself for quite some time now.

Starting with the salacious details of Princess Di’s life and loves, the deliberate tabloidization of the monarchy has become a staple of international life and media. It came on apace in the Cool Brittania era and is now moving at breakneck speed, In only the last few weeks, The Queen had her diamante jubilee on a boat in the pissing rain for hours, has allowed a body double of herself to parachute into the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics, while her wayward grandson Prince Harry has been caught with his wanger on show in Las Vegas of all places, and now an enterprising French ( it has to be French!) “publication” has got the telephotos of her eldest grandson’s duchess with her kit off.

Is nothing sacred?

Answer. Non.

The Royals have set them up for this by allowing themselves to become celebrities in the purest sense of the word. They actively seek public display, as part of Britain’s attempt to paper over its gaping, post-imperial cracks, and in fact they’re probably secretly quite happy with the kerfuffle. The idea that they’ll sue the magazine is just grist to the mill. Fat chance that’ll work without a huge blowback. You leave the sanctuary of the palace and you’re fair game even if Rupert Murdoch won’t publish the shots. A lawsuit for that? Uhh?

Commoners sue to get their honor back, monarchies go to war. Ask any self-respecting Dauphin and his bint in ancien regime France, and they’d have told you they couldn’t take a dump in private, let alone sunbathe topless. But now, somehow, the monarchy are crying that their privacy has been violated. With respect, your highnesses, but bollox. As ye reap, so shall ye sow.

Vive La France and all that.


Written by coolrebel

September 15, 2012 at 4:11 pm

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