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Startups of the Future – PicApp

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Logline:   Profile Targeted Pickup Lines.

Problem:   Bad pickup lines will get you nowhere.

Solution:  Single? Bored of swiping those online-dating apps? Want to get back to face-to-face dating combat but scared of rejection? We get it – which is why we built PicApp. Open PicApp and secretly get a face-scan of your pickup target. PicApp will scrape the internet for visual matches, identify your potential pickup, then assemble a profile and use it to generate an algorithmically optimized, totally non-creepy, pickup line for you to use, all in less than three seconds. Let’s say you’re a girl who likes a guy you spotted at an after-hours bar. One PicApp scan later you find out he digs sailing. Your line? “Care to buy me a Sea Breeze?” That will trigger a 74% greater chance of a positive response because of the line’s link to his passion for sailing, assumption that the two of you have something in common. So what if you get seasick in the bath?  The important thing is you’ll never be swatted away like an annoying pest ever again. 

Plans start at just $19.99 a month for fifty profile scans and your first month is half off when you enter the discount code “thespywholovesyou”.

Written by coolrebel

June 24, 2015 at 8:58 pm

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